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  • Girl: I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!!
  • Boy: lmao but u lovin this dick tho

sexhaver:

stantler:

grab-the-sushi-and-run:

ASH KETCHUM YOU LUCKY BOY YOU GOT TO DO EVERYTHINGAWESOME IN THE POKEMON WORLD IT’S NOT FAIR ANYMORE

he never got to grow up, spend time with his family, or have a family of his own. he has a 5th grade education at best, hes essentially homeless, and the only friend hes retained through all of his travels is a mouse. 

he is literally riding the god of the oceans like a fucking flying horse do you think he gives a rat’s ass about his education

sexhaver:

stantler:

grab-the-sushi-and-run:

ASH KETCHUM YOU LUCKY BOY YOU GOT TO DO EVERYTHINGAWESOME IN THE POKEMON WORLD IT’S NOT FAIR ANYMORE

he never got to grow up, spend time with his family, or have a family of his own. he has a 5th grade education at best, hes essentially homeless, and the only friend hes retained through all of his travels is a mouse. 

he is literally riding the god of the oceans like a fucking flying horse do you think he gives a rat’s ass about his education

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thetpr:

caliphorniaqueen:

perfect.

I AM DAVE CHAPELLE

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queennubian:

bananamaam:

secretlymartinfreeman:

I was like, “Why the FUCK does this have so many notes?”
And then. I. Saw it.

I can’t even make fun of this. She did pretty much exactly what I would have done.

ROFL SAME

queennubian:

bananamaam:

secretlymartinfreeman:

I was like, “Why the FUCK does this have so many notes?”

And then. I. Saw it.

I can’t even make fun of this. She did pretty much exactly what I would have done.

ROFL SAME

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queennubian:

ludwiginsexyuniforms:

vika-chu:

Waistcoats

Probably the single most attractive and sexy piece of clothing in the history of ever.

Yup.

tag your porn!!!

Lord…..what if my boss walks by?

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definition-of-ill:

A moment of silence.

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Wtf?!

Wtf?!

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